A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked into the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”

The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”

“Alright. How long do you need them?” The customer paused for a minute and said, “Uh… I’d better go check.”

After awhile, the blonde returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”