Here are the sounds that run in our Ummamum’s Surprise section. They’re all WAV files done in MPEG Layer 3 format. The files are between 5 and 27 kilobytes. Some of them are quite silly!

Current versions of Windows Media Player, Winamp, QuickTime and RealPlayer will play them just fine.

Starred sound bites have been “retired”; that is, they only appear on this page.

NOTE: This site used to be called Ummamum’s Hideout. That’s why the welcome sound says that. Then it was renamed Ummamum’s Kingdom, which explains the two retired sounds created in April of 2001.

First 16 Ummamum Sounds

  1. *Original Home Page Welcome Sound — “Hello there! Welcome to Ummamum’s Hideout.”
  2. Our “Famous” Ummamum Sound — “Umma-Mumma-Mum… An umma-mumma-mum, and an UMMA-mumma-mum! Hmmph.”
  3. *What’s Happening? — “Hey, what’s happening?”
  4. I Think — “I think they call it Ummamum.”
  5. Three “Um’s” — “The word consists of three ‘Um’s’ in a row and means absolutely nothing.”
  6. How to do the Umm thing — “Let your upper teeth stick out over your lip and say ‘Um-mum-mum.’ That’s it.”
  7. More Fun — “You don’t have to show your teeth to say Ummamum, but it’s more fun if you do.”
  8. Funny Wittle Man — “I’m a FUNNY wittle man! Umma-Mumma-Mum.”
  9. Advice — “Don’t you be doin’ that Umm thing now!”
  10. Identity Crisis — “OK… so what’s an Ummamum?”
  11. Unique — “Ummamum. It’s unique. To the best of my knowledge, I’m the only Ummamum on the planet! As if we need more than one.”
  12. *Ummmmm — “Ummmmm!”
  13. Hugged — “Have you hugged an Ummamum today?”
  14. Super Day — “Have a super Ummamum day!”
  15. Juliet — “Ummamum, Ummamum, Wherefore art thou, Ummamum?”
  16. ALL OF THE ABOVE, combined (51 seconds, 200 kilobytes)
    “Ummamum, Ummamum, Wherefore art thou, Ummamum?”
    “Hello there! Welcome to Ummamum’s Hideout.”
    “Hey, what’s happening?”
    “I think they call it Ummamum.”
    “OK… so what’s an Ummamum?”
    “The word consists of three ‘Um’s’ in a row and means absolutely nothing.”
    “Let your upper teeth stick out over your lip and say ‘Um-mum-mum.’ That’s it.”
    “Umma-Mumma-Mum… An umma-mumma-mum, and an UMMA-mumma-mum! Hmmph.”
    “You don’t have to show your teeth to say Ummamum, but it’s more fun if you do.”
    “Ummmmm!”
    “Don’t you be doin’ that Umm thing now!”
    “Ummamum. It’s unique. To the best of my knowledge, I’m the only Ummamum on the planet! As if we need more than one.”
    “I’m a FUNNY wittle man! Umma-Mumma-Mum.”
    “Have you hugged an Ummamum today?”
    “Have a super Ummamum day!”

New Sounds — April 7, 2001 and following

New Sounds — Autumn 2001

Movie Clips

Animated GIFs — Introduced September 3, 2001

Watching Eyes When you visit that "Umm" site... You're Livin' La Vida Weirda! How could anyone not love a face like this? (Ummamum face) I wasn't really doing the Ummamum... I was only biting my lip. (Ummamum teeth) This website has not been approved by the American Dental Association. (Ummamum teeth)

19th Anniversary Animated GIF

Ummamum Couple 

More Animated GIFs

Snoring Ummamum
Created November 1, 2001

Ummamum this, you big goof!!! (clenched fist) Just kidding! (Ummamum teeth)
Created January 23, 2002

New Image and Sound Clip — February 14, 2003

Cross-eyed Ummamum
Mormal — “There’s mothing the matter with me. I’m perfectly mormal.”

More Additions — December 16, 2003