Each numbered page in this section contains a brief message from the Ummamum Guy. The message may appear in plain text or in an image (alternate text is provided for images). Images may be mildly animated. A sound clip may play automatically with most pages, so be prepared!
Random selection may take you to any numbered page in this section. You can use access key q to reach the link without a mouse.
The images and sounds are also available at our Ummamum Media Files page.