Each numbered page in this section contains a brief message from the Ummamum Guy. The message may appear in plain text or in an image (alternate text is provided for images). Images may be mildly animated. A sound clip may play automatically with most pages, so be prepared!

Random selection may take you to any numbered page in this section. You can use access key q to reach the link without a mouse.

The images and sounds are also available at our Ummamum Media Files page.

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