Van Gogh’s Relatives

Sent by Pat Miller, July 19, 2001

Revised April 20, 2004 to include a few others seen across the Internet.

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist, Vincent Van Gogh, had many relatives. Among them were…

His obnoxious brother — Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt — Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes — Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store — Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia — U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white — Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois — Chica Gogh
His magician uncle — Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin — Amee Gogh
His Mexican cousin’s American half brother — Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach — Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle — Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt — Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle — Flamin Gogh
His nephew the psychoanalyst — E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin — Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking — Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew — Poe Gogh
The sister who loved disco — Go Gogh
His niece traveling the country in a van — Winnie Bay Gogh
and a musical cousin from Liverpool — Ring Gogh