Cleaning My Cat

Sent by Pat Miller, March 27, 2002

Don’t try this at home! We do not promote cruelty to animals.

I finally found an easier way to clean my cat. LOL

  1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
  2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
  3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him/her to the bathroom.
  4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
  5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds (ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is actually enjoying this).
  6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse which is quite effective.
  7. Have someone open outside door; stand as far from toilet as possible, and quickly lift both lids.
  8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and go outdoors where its hair will self-dry.

Sincerely, The Dog
a.k.a. “GINGER”