Dead Rabbit and the Blonde
Sent by Pat Miller, March 18, 2003. All in fun!
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the little rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of a road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks him what’s wrong. “I feel terrible,” he explains. “I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.”
The blonde says, “Don’t worry.” She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. she walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, “What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?”
The woman turns the can around so the man can read the label. It says:
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
This is bad!
You know you could just leave this page and not read the punch line.
You know you’re going to be sorry.
OK, here it is.
It says, “Hair Spray—Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.”