16 Clever Jokes You Probably Won’t Get
Found on the Internet, March 5, 2015
Posted here April 28, 2022
- Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many
pictures of my parents fighting?
- A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. The
bartender asks, “You mean a martini?” The Roman replies, “If
I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”
- René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he
wants anything. He says, “I think not,” then disappears.
- An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The
first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third
orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order,
the bartender pours two beers and says, “You fellas ought to
know your limits.”
- Yo momma’s so classless she could be a Marxist utopia.
- Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now.
- Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
- Pavlov is sitting at a bar when all of the sudden the phone
rings. Pavlov gasps and says, “Oh crap, I forgot to feed the dog.”
- Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also
ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd
diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused
fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
- What’s the difference between an etymologist and an
entomologist? An etymologist knows the difference.
- There are two types of people in this world. Those who can
extrapolate from incomplete data.
- What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
- A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if
he has any luggage. The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
- Yo momma is so mean she has no standard deviation.
- I’m thinking about selling my theremin. I haven’t touched it
- An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the
other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a
positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double
negative remains a negative… but there isn’t a single language,
not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”