Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Found on the Internet, January 4, 2018
Posted here April 28, 2022
I’m 40 years old… and I have SOOOOO many unanswered questions in my life!!!
- Who DID Let The Dogs Out?
- Where IS the Beef?
- How DO you to get to Sesame Street?
- Why DOESN’T Dora just use Google Maps?
- Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?
- Why do ALL flavors of Froot Loops® taste EXACTLY the same?
- Why ARE eggs packaged in flimsy styrofoam cartons, but batteries
are secured in plastic that’s as tougher than steel?
- Why CAN’T women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why IS “abbreviated” such a long word?
- Why DO we drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?
- Why IS lemon juice made of artificial flavoring yet
dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
- Why DO they call it a boxing ring, when they are actually
in a square?
- Why IS it that no matter WHAT color bubble bath you buy,
the bubbles are always white?
- Why DO they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- Why DO you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only
a “penny for your thoughts”… Where IS the extra penny going?
- Why DO the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
- Why DID you just try to sing both of those songs?
- Just what exactly IS Victoria’s Secret?
Hopefully the next 40 years will bring some much needed answers…