Wendi found this on a handwritten paper
Posted here February 22, 2026
Number Joke
Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral!
Candy Joke
Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams!
Tree Joke
Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer!
Bagel Joke
Q: What kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel!
Boxing Joke
Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
Space Joke
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet early!