Our Home Page Greeting

Near the top of our Home page, you may find something like this:

It’s 1:19 p.m. on Friday, January 7, 2022.
Have a great afternoon!

The first line gives the date and time according to your device’s internal clock.

The next one or two lines display a greeting appropriate for the time of day, based on your device’s internal clock.

For the benefit of those viewing the site with no JavaScript (or who are just reading this for the fun of it), I have listed the greeting lines as they appear at different times of the day (based on your local time):

Midnight to 1 a.m.

Good night! Pleasant dreams.

1 a.m. to 4:30 a.m.

The king’s loyal subjects are all fast asleep…
Except for YOU! What are you doing up at this hour?

4:30 a.m. to 8:30 a.m.

Tuesday or Thursday: Hmmm… shall I stay up or slither back into bed?
Wednesday or Saturday: The early bird gets the worm… but who wants a worm, anyway?
Sunday, Monday or Friday: Good morning! What would you like to drink:
Coffee, tea, hot chocolate or Mountain Dew®?

8:30 a.m. to noon

Monday, Wednesday or Thursday: Hope your morning is a good one so far.
Sunday, Tuesday, Friday or Saturday: God made this day beautiful… really!

Noon to 3 p.m.

Have a great afternoon!

3 p.m. to 6 p.m.

What’s for dinner?

6 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.

Enjoy your evening!

9:30 p.m. to midnight

Monday, Wednesday or Friday: Good night! Pleasant dreams.
Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday or Saturday: Have a good night and a bright tomorrow!