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Ummamum Media Files

Sounds, animations and movie clips.

Here are the sounds that run in our Ummamum’s Surprise section. They’re all MP3 files and are tiny, between 5 and 27 kilobytes. Some of them are quite silly!

Starred sound bites have been “retired”; that is, they only appear on this page.

NOTE: This site used to be called Ummamum’s Hideout. That’s why the welcome sound says that. Then it was renamed Ummamum’s Kingdom, which explains the two retired sounds created in April of 2001.

First 16 Ummamum Sounds

1. *Original Home Page Welcome Sound — “Hello there! Welcome to Ummamum’s Hideout.”
2. Our “Famous” Ummamum Sound — “Umma-Mumma-Mum… An umma-mumma-mum, and an UMMA-mumma-mum! Hmmph.”
3. *What’s Happening? — “Hey, what’s happening?”
4. I Think — “I think they call it Ummamum.”
5. Three “Um’s” — “The word consists of three ‘Um’s’ in a row and means absolutely nothing.”
6. How to do the Umm thing — “Let your upper teeth stick out over your lip and say ‘Um-mum-mum.’ That’s it.”
7. More Fun — “You don’t have to show your teeth to say Ummamum, but it’s more fun if you do.”
8. Funny Wittle Man — “I’m a FUNNY wittle man! Umma-Mumma-Mum.”
9. Advice — “Don’t you be doin’ that Umm thing now!”
10. Identity Crisis — “OK… so what’s an Ummamum?”
11. Unique — “Ummamum. It’s unique. To the best of my knowledge, I’m the only Ummamum on the planet! As if we need more than one.”
12. *Ummmmm — “Ummmmm!”
13. Hugged — “Have you hugged an Ummamum today?”
14. Super Day — “Have a super Ummamum day!”
15. Juliet — “Ummamum, Ummamum, Wherefore art thou, Ummamum?”
16. ALL OF THE ABOVE, combined (51 seconds, 200 kilobytes)
    “Ummamum, Ummamum, Wherefore art thou, Ummamum?”
    “Hello there! Welcome to Ummamum’s Hideout.”
    “Hey, what’s happening?”
    “I think they call it Ummamum.”
    “OK… so what’s an Ummamum?”
    “The word consists of three ‘Um’s’ in a row and means absolutely nothing.”
    “Let your upper teeth stick out over your lip and say ‘Um-mum-mum.’ That’s it.”
    “Umma-Mumma-Mum… An umma-mumma-mum, and an UMMA-mumma-mum! Hmmph.”
    “You don’t have to show your teeth to say Ummamum, but it’s more fun if you do.”
    “Ummmmm!”
    “Don’t you be doin’ that Umm thing now!”
    “Ummamum. It’s unique. To the best of my knowledge, I’m the only Ummamum on the planet! As if we need more than one.”
    “I’m a FUNNY wittle man! Umma-Mumma-Mum.”
    “Have you hugged an Ummamum today?”
    “Have a super Ummamum day!”

New Sounds — April 7, 2001 and following

17. Ummamum Grouch — “Umma-Mumma-Mum… Ummamum yourself!”
18. No, Silly — “Umma-Numma-Num… No, silly, it’s UmmaMUM!”
19. *The Kingdom (2001-04-16) — “Ummamum’s Kingdom.”
20. Three Brothers (2001-04-18) — “Three brothers: Umma, Mumma and Mum.”
21. *Royalty (2001-04-18) — “In Ummamum’s Kingdom, we’ll treat you like royalty.”
22. Watch Out — Introduced with Ummamum’s Kingdom Version 14 (September 3, 2001) — “Watch out for that Ummamum. It’ll get you.”

New Sounds — Autumn 2001

23. Bouncy Ummamums — “Umma-mumma-mum! Mmm! Mmm! Umma-mumma-mum! Mmm! Mmm!”
24. Ummamum Snoring — A snoring sound followed by a series of rapid “umms.”
25. Hmm? — “How’s it going this morning, hmm? Whatcha gonna do today, hmm?”
26. Muh-Muh — “Muh-muh! It wasn’t me! I didn’t do it!”

Movie Clips

May not play on some devices (sorry)

1. Ummamum Movie Clip — 1.8 seconds, 234 kilobytes — recorded by Matt Porter on July 4, 2001 — “Umma-Mumma-Mum…” (chuckle)
2. Muh-Muh Movie Clip — 2 seconds, 43 kilobytes — recorded by Matt Porter on Christmas Day, 2001 — “Muh-muh! It wasn’t me! I didn’t do it!”

Animated GIFs — Introduced September 3, 2001

19th Anniversary Animated GIF

Ummamum Couple

More Animated GIFs

Created November 1, 2001

Created January 23, 2002

New Image and Sound Clip — February 14, 2003

27. Mormal — “There’s mothing the matter with me. I’m perfectly mormal.”

More Additions — December 16, 2003

28. Why — “I’m the Ummamum Guy, but I don’t know why.”
29. Need — “What you really need is a little bit of Hmm in your life.”

Ummamum Makeover